raise your hand if some fictional asshole has taken over and ruined your life
*pretends to have a coughing fit to cover up squeeling from reading shoujo manga instead of studying*
This is me in public.
I FUCKIG REMEMBER STARTING DENGEKI DAISY LIKE FOUR YEARS AGO BUT I NEVRR FINJSHED IT
- Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
- Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?
- someone: i love superna-
- me: -ruto
when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling
EMILY KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE ALUSERAS AND BLINDED ME WITH ALUINTEGRA NO EVEN HIRANO STATED THAT SHES ONLY HIS MASTER AND INTEGRA IS A BADASS ALONE SHE DONT NEED A MAN
Everyone I meet thinks I’m Irish. I’m Italian. It’s the hair isn’t it?
Guy in my English class has the last name ‘Hu Din’ but everyone says ‘Huge Dong’